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ok
here goes an explanation about monkeys and me....
the bottom line is i love and am fascinated by animal of all kinds....
but i especially love primates and sea mammals.
people like to think of themselves as better than these species and
that humans are the only ones capable of complex thought and emotions
... but i disagree...
while my beliefs are not as extreme as PETA i do believe animal rights
should be improved...
okay back to the whole why i am a bad monkey pirate.... um, it is kind
of odd but i have rarely been asked to explain why, once people know
me a little they just accept i am a bit of a nutty monkey...
i aspire to be a bonobo
rather than a regular chimp. and i do realize that each is of these
is an ape rather than a monkey but i reeeaaaallllllyyyyy want a prehensile
tail gosh darn it (just think how much fun it would be having a prehensile
tail.... you could swing from trees with it , or if you are a pirate
you can swing from various parts of your ship). therefore i have mutated
into my own special type of cross species... a BadMonkeyPirate . and
by the way, i don't throw poop, i'd rather swashbuckle some one who
gets my goat..... never touch my goat without asking argh, lol
... as for my whole bonobo
fascination, if you go to the link and read about them please realize
it is not just their busy sex lives that intrigues me... what intrigues
me so about them is their "make love not war" way of life
... and their equality amongst the sexes ... yes, they have a lot of
sex ... for positive purposes like bonding and communicating ... and
i think that's what sex should be about! the bonobos are not caught
up in shame or aggression.... they just want to feel good and be happy
and make each other happy.... seems like a good way to be
the "bad" in bad monkey pirate is not like bad bad but more
mischievous and playful... and the "pirate" parts comes with
in the same definition, i don't want to be a criminal of the sea but
i do want to be a treasure seeking adventurer.
anyway the name, bad monkey pirate, just sort of evolved out of my fascination
with these amazing creatures
well,
my attempt at explaining has just probably confused matters more...
or bored you to no end lol but either way now you know
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